Kakistocracy

kak·is·toc·ra·cy: "Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens."

It had to be the 10th or 15th time I'd heard the song "Intimate Secretary" on my mp3 player when it struck me: "naaaah...couldn't be...who would use that word in a song?!"

Jack White, that's who. Actually, to be fair, it's "The Raconteurs." And they're awesome. Go listen!

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this kakistocracy?

This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
I've got a pen but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got...