Fun with Rex Murphy

Whaddyou want to bet that the G&M mandarins removed "humbuggery" from the original title?

Surely Canada's answer to George Will wouldn't stoop to writing about the war-on-Christmas?

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[G & M intern]: Gen. Murphy! The secular-humanist phalanxes are amassing over the horizon!
[Gen. Murphy, pacing the G&M editorial Rm.]: The time for sugar-coating is over. I don't think I have to tell you...this could get messy. Very messy, indeed.
Cpl. Blatchford!
[Cpl. Christie Blatchford]: Yes, sir!
[Gen. Murphy, looking off into the distance]: We're gonna need a lot more tinsel.
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