Rainy day funnies

If you feel like you're living in a cuckoo-clock, you'll appreciate these:

1. Tom Toles: the Misfollowers (pictured, above)
2. Jon Stewart: Operation Flying Monkey has begun! Jon asks where he's heard W's Veteran's day speech before :) Incidentally, I heartily recommend John Cusack's piece on Jon Stewart's role in truth-squadding politicians and the media who luuurve them.
3. Toronto Star's cartoonist, Theo Moudakis: who's proppin up whom?
4. Bill Maher: New Rule ("The good news? If we get any stupider about science, we'll forget how to cook crystal meth")
5. Tom Tomorrow: Are they stupid? Or lying?
6. Cheney heckled in Tennessee
7. Pat Robertson warns the citizens of Dover, PA: "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin--if they begin (I'm not saying they will), but if they do, just remember: you just voted God out of your city" (on This Week with George Stephanopolous)
8. Olbermann calls it and actually uses the "O" word. "The second draft of history."
9. And last, but not least: my favourite progressiveblogger.ca post of the day. "Ask General Kang: Would you ever consider running for public office?" Simpsons fans will recall the bitter fight between candidate Kang and candidate Kodos. "Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!"... "It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us!"