Friday, December 16, 2005

"Mr. Hetero" contest

I didn't believe it either: This is a real site by a Massachusetts Pastor who appears to begrudge his State's ruling on same-sex marriage. Tip to Sam Seder of Majority Report Radio :)

"Mr Hetero Promotions Presents the Mr Heterosexual Contest 2006: A Celebration of God's Creation"

Check out the "Events" for judging:
Strength - how many oprah magazines can you tear?
Talent - your choice
Intellectual - answering random questions such as your favorite heterosexual role model
Competition - name that food
ROFL...Oprah?! Heterosexual role model? I would kill to find out who those are. Bets on "Tom Cruise" :)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't they have an endurance competition, like how many O magazines can you read?

Heterosexual role model - Bill Clinton gets my vote.

Talent? If you're straight, strong enough to tear magazines, able to identify foods and worship Bill Clinton, how much talent do you need?

2/06/2006 8:45 AM  

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