"Mr. Hetero" contest
I didn't believe it either: This is a real site by a Massachusetts Pastor who appears to begrudge his State's ruling on same-sex marriage. Tip to Sam Seder of Majority Report Radio :)
"Mr Hetero Promotions Presents the Mr Heterosexual Contest 2006: A Celebration of God's Creation"
Check out the "Events" for judging:
"Mr Hetero Promotions Presents the Mr Heterosexual Contest 2006: A Celebration of God's Creation"
Check out the "Events" for judging:
Strength - how many oprah magazines can you tear?ROFL...Oprah?! Heterosexual role model? I would kill to find out who those are. Bets on "Tom Cruise" :)
Talent - your choice
Intellectual - answering random questions such as your favorite heterosexual role model
Competition - name that food
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posted by Godammitkitty at 11:55 AM
1 Comments:
Shouldn't they have an endurance competition, like how many O magazines can you read?
Heterosexual role model - Bill Clinton gets my vote.
Talent? If you're straight, strong enough to tear magazines, able to identify foods and worship Bill Clinton, how much talent do you need?
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