Best bottom-hitting story ever :)
Please forgive me but I have to post this story from AP (via Morning Sedition radio): "Flight diverted after passenger smokes, urinates in aisle":
A United Airlines flight was diverted to Charlotte after a passenger lit a cigarette, argued with a flight attendant, then urinated in the plane's aisle, the airline said. [...] The man was taken into custody by federal authorities, Charlotte/Douglas International Airport director Jerry Orr said.
[...] Flight attendants noticed that the man appeared drunk not long after the plane left Orlando, Urbanski said. He later lit a cigarette and began to argue with a flight attendant who asked him to put it out, she said. He obeyed, but when the flight attendant walked away, he stood up and urinated, Urbanski said.