And he thought *Chavez* would get up his ass...

Because food poisoning's hilarious when it isn't you: "Bad lasagna fells security forces at Americas Summit"

At least 70 federal police officers guarding the beach resort hotel where U.S. President George W. Bush and others will meet were overcome by diarrhea and vomiting after dining on lasagna at a nearby hotel late on Tuesday, police commissioner Daniel Rodriguez told local radio.

Thanks to the Rachel Maddow Show blog for the tip :)